Marriage is an insane proposal.
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
"To all the women who silently made history"
This sums up my relationship with most people I know.
thinkin about your OTP in public
DRAGONS DON’T CRY